Here are the Wedding Jokes snippets. |
Passing The Test
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Sleeping Arrangments
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Life's Rules
1. There are 2 sides to every divorce: Yours & Shitheads. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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I Like The Way You're Thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Three Girls
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question." "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl. "Oh yes", ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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