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Lucky
A man walks down the street and discovers a lamp on the ground. He rubs it vigorously until a genie seeps out and appears before his very eyes. The genie tells the man he has one wish. The man says, "Hm, I've always wanted to be lucky." "Granted." As he walks ......
Written on 14/09/2008

I Guy Once Called 911, The Call Came Across As 20 Yr Old Male, Possible Finger Stuck In Beer Bottle?
They arrive on the scene, man left the door open and was standing in a dimly lit living room naked holding his d**k in on hand and motioning everyone to be quite.... He had placed a d**k ring around his p***s before he got hard and it was cutting the circulation ......
Written on 14/09/2008

Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a ......
Written on 15/09/2008

Three Gay Men Lose Their Lover's!!!!
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Fifty-dollar Bet
This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his d**k in ......
Written on 16/09/2008

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