Here are the Rude Jokes snippets. |
Before It Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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A Rash
This guy goes to his doctor and explains to him that he has this red rash around his d**k that will not go away. The doctor gives the guy 5 green pills and tells him to see him again if they don't work. In five day the guy returns and says ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Michael Jackson
How do you know when it's time to go to bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand is on the little hand. What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is white, made of plastic, and a harm to children, the other you ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Ferret For Sale!
A man walks into a bar and places an order with the bar tender. As he gets his drink and is about to leave the bar, the bar tender says "excuse me mate, would you be interested in buying a ferret?" A little confused the man replies "um, no, I don't ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Fly On Grass.
There's a fly sitting on a blade of grass by a river. There's a fish in the river. Fish says, "If that fly would drop 4 inches I could jump up and eat it." There's a bear in the woods. The bear says, "If that fly would drop 4 inches that ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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