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You're The Father...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello in a really friendly voice... He's really rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from! So, he asks her "Do you know me?" To which she responds "I think ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Tales From Beyond The Grave
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Fancy Dress
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Bastard
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Two Italians On A Bus.
So, two Italian men are on a bus. The first one tells the second, "Emma come first, then I come, two asses come afta' dat. I come again and another two asses come. Then I come again, two pee, and I come a once more." Disgusted, a woman turns around and ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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