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Divorce Versus Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide. "The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? "The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband. "The ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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More Little Johnny
There is a teacher teaching sex ed to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge p***s on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, "Class, does any one know what that is?" The class sits silently for a ......
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Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ? because they are plugged into a genius ? 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ? they don't have enough time ? 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? ? they don't stop to ask directions ? ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Rabbit And The Snake
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Jokes
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And ......
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