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Investing Wisely
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for 20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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The Doctors Cure
A man went to see his doctor concerned about a mysterious ring that he had found around the tip of his p***s. The docter looked him over and immediatly gave him a lotion to rub around the infected spot and told him to come and see him in the morning. ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Hand Job
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: 2.50 Hand Job: 5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Womens Rules For Men
1. Call. 2. Dont lie. 3. Never tape any of her body parts together. 4. If guy's night out is going to be fun, invite the girl. 5. If guy's night out is going to involve strippers, remember the Zoo rules: No Petting. 6. The correct answer to "Do I look ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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A Cucumber, A Pickle, And A P***s
A cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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