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A Touching Story Of Love And Marriage
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Next Duck Joke
Woman goes to the butcher and asks for a nice fresh Long Island duck. Butcher bends down and pulls out a bird and places it on the counter. Woman turns it around, lifts the tail feathers and says, "Hey, this is no LI duck. THis is a RHODE Island duck!" ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Mailman's Retirement
I had a friend that sent me this joke... Thought I'd share it: It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Cooks
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence, " said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Question For Miss Universe
Miss Universe's last Question Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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