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The Creation Of The P***y! There were 7 wise men with knowledge so fine they created a p***y to their design. 1st was a butcher ... smart with wit by using a knife ... he gave it a slit. 2nd was a carpenter ... strong and bold with a hammer and chisle ... he ...... Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Will Power. Aman in 50s , , stopped Drinking .Friends surprised & asked how he managed to stop. Replied , , "WILL POWER"" After few months , frenz were surprised to see that QUIT smoking. frenz asked him how ?? He replied , , WILL POWER"" After few weeks , the wife complained ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Mistaken Identity A guy is sitting in a bar getting more and more drunk when he spots a gorgeous woman sitting at the other end by herself. The drunk makes his move: he quietly slips behind her and suddenly reaches around and gropes her breasts and crotch. Naturally, the woman jumps ...... Written on 21/10/2008 |
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There Was A Woman... There was a woman working in a sperm bank. A man in a ski mask came in with a cup. He handed to her and said, "Drink this specimen." "What?" she said. "You heard me. Drink it" "No." The man pulled out a gun, pointed it at her and said, "Drink ...... Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Firm This Up! Firm THIS up! One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. ...... Written on 22/10/2008 |
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