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Seasick
Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young!" He thought it over and agreed. He put on his hat and went down ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Michael The Dragon
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long standing obsession - to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Condom Size Tester
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Hard Times
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. tell him a hundred bucks. if you've got a question, i'll be parked around ......
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Pardon Me
A young woman was depressed because she was so flat-chested. So when her fairy godmother appeared one day and offered to grant her most heartfelt wish, the young woman instantly requested large breasts. "All right, my dear, " said her fairy godmother. "From this moment on, every time a man says ......
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