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It's Hanging Down Because It's Looking At My New Boots!"
An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Austin, Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Cowboy Poetry -- Buying A Bra
I ain't much for shopping, Nor even goin' into town - Except at cattle-shipping time, I ain't easily found. But the day came when I had to go And I left the kids with ma. But before I left she asked me, "Would ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Vacation
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The "guys" Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Whore House
This man goes to a whore house that a friend told him about. He walks up to the door and knocks. The Madam opens the door and says, "Yes, may I help you".The man lookes at her and says "Yes, I would like to take your finest girl up on the ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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