A married Russian couple are walking through Red Square when the weather suddenly takes a turn for the worse: "Oh, great, " sighs the woman, "snow." "That's not snow, " protests the man, "it's rain." The two continue to disagree and argument becomes quite heated. Just then, the man spots a communist friend walking on the other side of the street. He shouts to him: "Hey, Rudolph! Is it raining or snowing?" Rodolph looks up to the sky and without hesitation replies, "It's rain-definitely!" AS he moves on, the man smiles at his wife. "What are you so smug about?" she snaps, "that doesn't prove anything!" "Ah, but it does, " says the man, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."