There was this nun who decided to use public transportation.

She got on a bus and sat in the front row beside this hippie. Unbeknownst to her the hippie really had the hots for her, thinking about how hed really love to bang that. A few minutes later, the bus stopped and the nun got off. Then the bus driver says to the hippie, I saw the way you were looking at her. She pretty hot for a nun! I hope this helps, but I know that every night at midnight, she goes to the chapel and prays to God.

After getting this bit of info, the hippie concocts a plan that will get the nun to f**k him.

So, that night at midnight, the hippie goes to the chapel and dresses in this gleaming white robe, and covers it with a glowing substance. He walks up to the altar while the nun is praying and says I am God, and I command that you have sex with me. The nun replies, I have made a promise to never engage in that act for as long as I serve you, but since you are God, I guess I have no choice. Beforehand, the nuns only request is that he gives her anal, so she may retain her virginity. He agrees and begins f**king her ass like a jackhammer. After he gets off, he says I have something to tell you Then he removes his mask and says Im the hippie. Then the nun says well, I have a confession as well.

She removes her mask and says Im the bus driver!