TWO JAPANESE AND A TEXAN ARE SITTING IN A SAUNA, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR BEEP, BEEP ONE OF THE JAPANESE MEN LOOKS AT HIS FORE-ARM PRESSES THE SKIN AND IT STOPS, THE TEXAN CONFUSSED ASKS " WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" THE JAPANESE REPLIES..

IT'S MY PAGAR....

PUTA CHIP IN ARM. ALL OF A SUDDEN RING..RING...RING THE OTHER JAPANESE MAN LOOKS AT HIS HAND, HOLDS IT UP TO HIS EAR AND PROCEEDS TO HAVE A 2 MIN CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE, ,, CURIOUS THE TEXAN ASK THE MAN YOU OKEY BUDDY??? THE JAPANESE MAN RESPONDS MY CELL PHONE..... COMPUTER CHIP IN HAND!! AFTER SOME THOUGHT THE TEXAN STANDS UP AND LEAVES THE SAUNA AND NOT TO BE OUT-DONE BY THE TWO JAPANESE RETURNS A FEW SECONDS LATER WITH TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HIS ASS..HE SITS DOWN....

BEEEEP....BEEEEP.." HANG ON BOYS AND STANDS UP GOT A FAX COMIN THU"