Three boys walking down the street came upon a car parked with a man and a woman in the back seat. As they were making love, the boys were curious and stayed to watch. Almost immediately, a policeman arrived on the scene and arrested the man and woman and the boys. In court, the Judge asked the first boy what he saw. The boy replied "I saw them f**king!". The Judge yelled "I charge you ten dollars for cussing in court!".

The second boy, when asked what he saw, answered "I saw them screwing!". The Judge yelled again, "Ten dollars for cussing in court!".

The third boy, when he was asked what he saw, answered "Judge, I seen ten toes up, ten toes down, two big asses going round and round, a big 'ol d**k going out and in, and if that ain't f**king, you can charge me ten!".