A bus stops. Two Italian men get on. They sit and engage in animated conversation.

The lady in front of them tries to ignore their conversation but can't. Especially when she hears one of them say: "Emma cum first. Den I cum. Den two asses come together. I cum once-a-more. Da two asses, they come together again. I cum again. And pee pee twice. Den I come a one lasta time." The woman rises, righteously indignant. "You foul-mouthed immigrant swine. In America, we don't talk about our sexual exploits in public!" The Italian man says, "Hey, whose a talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tella my frienda how to a spell 'Mississippi'".