Whore House

This man goes to a whore house that a friend told him about. He walks up to the door and knocks. The Madam opens the door and says, "Yes, may I help you".The man lookes at her and says "Yes, I would like to take your finest girl up on the roof and screw the crap out of her".

Well, says the Madam, "I think we can accomidate that" and she leads him into a room with 15 beautiful women. He looks around and chooses a gorgeous girl, she leads him upstairs to the roof and spreads out a blanket and strips. He takes one look at her and takes her and starts to make mad passionate love to her. The couple does not realize that as they are making love they are getting closer to the edge of the roof. The man is pounding into her with all his might and holding her so tightly, they do nor realize when they fall off the roof and plunge to the sidewalk below and hit the sidewalk still connected but dead. A drunk witnesses this and immediatly walks up to the whorehouse and knocks on the door. The Madam answers and takes one look at the bum and says "I'm sorry we don't serve drunks here..." The bum looks at her and says, "I'm sorry, I just wanted to tell you, YOUR SIGN FELL DOWN "

 

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